Quotes by David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

Explore a curated collection of 12 quotes by David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pant — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
What, then, is the soul but a prisoner of your flesh? An undying yet constrained energy, bound and enslaved within a shu — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
No, war is never about killing the enemy. War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
There are two types of people on planet Earth, Batman and Iron Man. Batman has a secret identity, right? So Bruce Wayne — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
It had the tangled floor plan common to all hospitals, seemingly designed by someone who believed in the healing power o — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
John and I have made this stuff our hobby, in the way that an especially attractive prisoner makes a hobby out of not ge — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
What humans want most of all, is to be right. Even if we're being right about our own doom. If we believe there are mons — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
Our little tribal circles, bound by social contracts and selfish mutual need. Everyone working in their own greedy self- — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
Zombie nerds. They probably had the flyers already made up for this. There was nobody creepier than the zombie nerds, co — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
You know how sometimes when you're drifting off to sleep you feel that jolt, like you were falling and caught yourself a — David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It