Quotes by David Wong, John Dies at the End

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Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matte — David Wong, John Dies at the End

My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy — David Wong, John Dies at the End

I'm scared David""That's good, because there's lots to be afraid of — David Wong, John Dies at the End

When a man plans, a woman laughs. — David Wong, John Dies at the End

Fred said, “Man, I think he’s gonna make a fuckin’ suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us.”“Holy crap, — David Wong, John Dies at the End

John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed — David Wong, John Dies at the End

...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds. — David Wong, John Dies at the End

My mind didn't clear. It had been clear before. Instead it muddled, suddenly ablaze with rioting factions of insecuritie — David Wong, John Dies at the End

Thus, one of the awful things I can admit about myself is that the two years I spent with Jennifer live in my mind mostl — David Wong, John Dies at the End

The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck."Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked — David Wong, John Dies at the End

Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him. — David Wong, John Dies at the End

I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under me. So — David Wong, John Dies at the End

Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving."Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the f — David Wong, John Dies at the End

Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck. — David Wong, John Dies at the End

I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, “WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The end kind of trailed — David Wong, John Dies at the End

Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragrap — David Wong, John Dies at the End

To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen civilians, or if — David Wong, John Dies at the End

Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn t — David Wong, John Dies at the End

There was a sound like a garbage bag of pudding dropped off a tall building onto a sidewalk. Robert had erupted, chunks — David Wong, John Dies at the End

I tried to be as inconspicuous as possible as I lay the sausage against my ear. Abruptly, my cell phone went dead. A dro — David Wong, John Dies at the End

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