Quotes by Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

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Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never goin — Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate. — Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
Don’t be so hard on yourself, You’re doing the same thing, trying to reconcile all the moms that Mom ever was - The one — Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety. — Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse.... — Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
Blessed with the Beta Male imagination, he spent much of his life squinting into the future so he might spot ways in whi — Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just l — Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job