Quotes by Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it

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My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
Where have you been all of your life? — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
Kindness knows no kind. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
Months after my wrists ripping, a talk therapist referred to the act as self-hatred. Until then nobody had said this to — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
There's an ad for every vice. That's advice. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
Dreams don't come true, they are true. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
A broken shoelace can strangle me. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
To Americans, either/or means both. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
I say there is no darkness but ignorance," said William Shakespeare. How would he know, he knew everything? — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it
Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day. — Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it