Quotes by Brian Spellman

Explore a curated collection of 31 quotes by Brian Spellman. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others. — Brian Spellman
Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity. — Brian Spellman
When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer. — Brian Spellman
Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse — Brian Spellman
They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it? — Brian Spellman
I awoke to a daymare. Life. — Brian Spellman
You can't stop a man from stopping himself. — Brian Spellman
A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you. — Brian Spellman
Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude sto — Brian Spellman
Honesty is the best insurance policy. — Brian Spellman
When to others it's not lying. It's privacy. — Brian Spellman
Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him. — Brian Spellman
Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss. — Brian Spellman
I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back. — Brian Spellman
I'm all groan up in America. — Brian Spellman
If life was fair ... one third of the people would comprise of judges and lawyers ... one third of police and prison off — Brian Spellman
The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! — Brian Spellman
If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make bet — Brian Spellman
If you sense so badly that you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better s — Brian Spellman
I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink. — Brian Spellman