Quotes by Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story

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Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex. — Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room tempe — Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story
When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns. — Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story
This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them. — Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story
Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten. — Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story
Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and to — Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story
The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but as with the lad h — Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story
The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it. — Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story
Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe. — Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story