Quotes by Aziz Ansari

Explore a curated collection of 5 quotes by Aziz Ansari. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

You get all these different cuts of meat cooking at once' he said. 'You've got your sausage, which cooks fast. You've go — Aziz Ansari
In recent years behavioral scientists have shed some light on why these waiting techniques can be powerful. Let’s first — Aziz Ansari
One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: 'H — Aziz Ansari
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. — Aziz Ansari
Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with — Aziz Ansari