Quotes by Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors

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Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth — Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors
It's a wonder I'm even alive. Sometimes I think that. I think that I can't believe I haven't killed myself. But there's — Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors
I confidently walked up to the counter, and his friends moved to the side to let me through. I handed him the note. "Hap — Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am Go — Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors
The more time I spent at the Finches', the more I realized what a waste of my life this school crap was. It was nothing — Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors
I liked his attention. But I also felt like there was something sick and wrong about it. Like it might make me sick late — Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors
Smoking had become my favorite thing in the world to do. It was like having instant comfort, no matter where or when. — Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors
I could not imagine the kind of person that would, upon seeing a crazy talcum-powder-covered Southern lady think to hers — Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors