Quotes by Andy Rooney

Explore a curated collection of 27 quotes by Andy Rooney. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to — Andy Rooney
the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. — Andy Rooney
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. — Andy Rooney
I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. — Andy Rooney
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm ou — Andy Rooney
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, — Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. — Andy Rooney
If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it. — Andy Rooney
It’s just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there. — Andy Rooney
The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it w — Andy Rooney
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up — Andy Rooney
Nothing in fine print is ever good news. — Andy Rooney
For most of life nothing wonderful happens. If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitti — Andy Rooney
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends the — Andy Rooney
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that y — Andy Rooney
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. — Andy Rooney
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is — Andy Rooney
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up — Andy Rooney
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember t — Andy Rooney
Death is a distant rumor to the young. — Andy Rooney