Quotes by Alan King

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If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. — Alan King
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. — Alan King
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain — Alan King
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain — Alan King
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something. — Alan King
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something. — Alan King
And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them. — Alan King
And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them. — Alan King
There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ' — Alan King
There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ' — Alan King
My father was a dreamer - my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady's handbags, an old socialist- — Alan King
My father was a dreamer - my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady's handbags, an old socialist- — Alan King
When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get — Alan King
When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get — Alan King
I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broil — Alan King
I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broil — Alan King
My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I — Alan King
My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I — Alan King
That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthda — Alan King
That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthda — Alan King
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. — Alan King
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. — Alan King
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. — Alan King
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. — Alan King
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain — Alan King
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain — Alan King
My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cou — Alan King
My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cou — Alan King
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in — Alan King
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in — Alan King