Quotes about Television

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If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you. — Joss Whedon
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,A beautiful day for a neighbor.Would you be mine?Could you be mine?...It's a n — Fred Rogers
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,Go throw your TV set away,And in its place you can installA lovely bookshelf on th — Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all. — Shannon L. Alder
Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it m — Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue
If you were born with the ability to change someone’s perspective or emotions, never waste that gift. It is one of the m — Shannon L. Alder
Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the higher apes are so profic — Raymond Chandler
There are different ways people make this place. Sweat, exercise and pain is one way. You can see them in the gyms, in t — David Mitchell, Ghostwritten
Personality begins where comparison leaves off. Be unique. Be memorable. Be confident. Be proud. — Shannon L. Alder
FRUITS AND NUTSKeep jumping around them like monkeys.The clones,Commercialized zombies,And the TV junkies.Keep throwing — Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem
People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoo — Joss Whedon
Reading, for me, is like this: consumptive, pleasing, calming, as much as edifying. It's how I feel after a good dinner. — Tara Bray Smith
I am, when you stop to think of it, a member of a fairly select group: the final handful of American novelists who learn — Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
For those whose ganglia were formed pre-TV, the mimetic deployment of pop-culture icons seems at best an annoying tic an — Jonathan Lethem
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Understanding knowledge as an essential element of love is vital because we are bombarded daily with messages that tell — bell hooks, All About Love: New Visions
If you want to use television to teach somebody, you must first teachthem how to use television. — Umberto Eco
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville, My Teacher is an Alien
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower