Quotes about Santa

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Santa can't die, he punish bad people. Behave well and you won't punished! — Deyth Banger
Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of reality as his peers — Chuck Palahniuk, Rant
Why is Santa an anagram for Satan? I mean, besides the fact that both have the same amounts of the same letters. Just co — Sam Logan
Notice that your judgments of what exists are the same kind of judgments you make about how to live your life. There are — Eric Kaplan, Does Santa Exist?: A Philosophical Investigation
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. — Peter Dinklage