Quotes about Santa

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I discovered that the real meaning of Christmas has nothing to do with you at all. It is about a very special gift. I wa — Soraya Diase Coffelt, It's Not about You Mr. Santa Claus: A Love Letter about the True Meaning of Christmas
There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one f — Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak
Think of the Christmas presentof gashes you opened when, in an attempt to be Superman, you slid in stocking feet on a sl — Kristen Henderson, Of My Maiden Smoking
Having in our childhood felt primal awe for the spectacle of the holiday, we are told to age into feeling sullen and res — Thomm Quackenbush, A Creature Was Stirring
Isn’t Santa just a stand in for the society that has locked them up for formative years? Something that watches and judg — Thomm Quackenbush, A Creature Was Stirring
You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why,Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in — Craig Ferguson
He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of- — Augusten Burroughs
We laughed about all the kids who believed in the Santa myth and got nothing for Christmas but a bunch of cheap plastic — Jeannette Walls, The Glass Castle
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. — Jeff Kinney, Cabin Fever
That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in the sky? Total bu — Ernest Cline, Ready Player One
The problem is not that Santa stops existing but that we do. The children we are no longer exist, a fact we do not help — Thomm Quackenbush, A Creature Was Stirring
I stand in philosophy exactly where I stand in daily life — I should not be honest otherwise.
It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane! — Ellery Adams, Chili Con Corpses
1. Santa Claus is real. However, your parents are folkloric constructs meant to protect and foritfy children against the — Catherynne M. Valente
You have heard about the reindeer that pull old Santa's sled. But mostly I hate Rudolph and wish that he were dead. With — Mark W. Boyer
On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in — David Sedaris
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! — Francis Pharcellus Church
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa. — Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible
The armored infantry was Santa Claus, the battle was out Christmas. What else for the elves to do on Christmas Eve but t — Hiroshi Sakurazaka, All You Need Is Kill 2
Santa is like a queen bee. All the elves are his drones, who exist to feed him royal jelly, which I guess would be milk — Thomm Quackenbush, Flies to Wanton Boys