Quotes about Santa

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The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Clau — Criss Jami, Killosophy
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of belie — Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not be a pro — H.L. Mencken, Minority Report
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable — what it is or what it means can never be said.
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it is — Andy Rooney, Sincerely, Andy Rooney
I do not pretend to be able to prove that there is no God. I equally cannot prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian — Bertrand Russell, Why I Am Not a Christian and Other Essays on Religion and Related Subjects
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my a — Shirley Temple Black
The earth has its music for those who will listen. — George Santayana
It’s about Nietzsche’s theory of universal debt. Your parents make it possible for you to believe a far better myth than — Thomm Quackenbush, Flies to Wanton Boys
If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he c — Lewis Black, I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas
Reading is one of the best ways to bond with your child. Bond this Christmas with “It’s Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus — Soraya Diase Coffelt
So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world? — Mindee Arnett, The Nightmare Charade
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane, Jeffy's Lookin' at Me
The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who t — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice
As a children’s minister, I always believed that I was an evangelist, and at the end of the book, there’s a simple praye — Soraya Diase Coffelt
I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress — Thomm Quackenbush, Of Christmas Present
Residents of the squatter community of Christiana, Denmark, for example, have a Christmastide ritual where they dress in — David Graeber, Fragments of an Anarchist Anthropology
Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious. — Michael Diack, The Super Spud Trilogy
By first believing in Santa Claus, then the Easter Bunny, then the Tooth Fairy, Rant Casey was recognizing that those my — Chuck Palahniuk, Rant