Quotes about Quips

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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on. — Arthur K. Watson
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. — Benjamin Disraeli
Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband. — Anonymous
Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid. — Anonymous
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it. — Welter's Law
His shortcoming is his long staying. — Anonymous
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. — Winston Churchill
Sherard Blaw the dramatist who had discovered himself and who had given so unstintingly of his discovery to the world. — Saki
The Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Her face was her chaperone. — Rupert Hughes
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly. — G. K. Chesterton
When people don't want to come nothing will stop them. — Sol Hurok
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. — Truman Capote
More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits. — John Kirk Nelson
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. — Sam Goldwyn
Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall. — Oscar Levant
Include me out. — Sam Goldwyn
A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it. — Austin O'Malley
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it. — Carl Rose
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats. — Victor Borge