Quotes about Piss

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Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ~ Liberty — Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy
Come back to me.Where have you gone?And why so long?I miss the star below your lip,the constellation on your chest.I mis — Kamand Kojouri
Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys' piss. I like to get in the — Peter Milligan, The Discipline, Volume One: The Seduction
Why . . . would a penguin be in a piss pot? — Pat Shand, Destiny, NY, Volume One: Who I Used to Be
Wait, seriously, what's a piss pot? — Pat Shand, Destiny, NY, Volume One: Who I Used to Be
I guess that’s how well you know me. You think I like hearing this news.”“I’m sorry. This is selfish. I just need to tel — Julia Glass, I See You Everywhere
His proximity, that damn smile, just makes me hot in all the right places, but also pissed as hell. I don’t know if I sh — Ghiselle St. James, South Row
Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassinat — David C. Holley, Write like no one is reading
Your subservience makes me uncomfortable.”That pissed me off. “Then you shouldn’t pay people to do things for you. End o — Erin McCarthy, Live for Me
Some people take offense like it's a limited time offer. — Tim Fargo
As accurate as a blind man pissing during an earthquake.”“Wow...,” I breathed.She frowned — Brandon Sanderson, Firefight
Don’t be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day. — Ziad K. Abdelnour, Economic Warfare: Secrets of Wealth Creation in the Age of Welfare Politics
I was so mad, I reached into the drawer for her fake sushi eraser and put it in my pocket. Serves her right for being su — Sarah Darer Littman, Want to Go Private?
It’s a beautiful smile. One that brightens the rat-infested attic room. No one has ever smiled like that at me. No one. — Katie McGarry, Crash into You
This girl of my dreams, this girl who is more like me than anyone I've ever met, wants to kiss me.I take over control as — Simone Elkeles, Perfect Chemistry
Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit. — H.M. Ward, Catalyst
When we are in a wrong environment, we feel so paranoid, yet unwilling to move out. There's no need for pussyfooting, we — Michael Bassey Johnson, The Infinity Sign
Somebody's got to win this war, right? — Greg Rucka, Lazarus, Vol. 4: Poison
I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially whe — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
You can’t chain your heart forever, one day or another you are going to open it for someone and (s)he is going to piss i — M.F. Moonzajer