Quotes about Penises

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If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. — Lance Armstrong
If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. — Lance Armstrong
And eventually in that house where everyone, even the fugitive hiding in the cellar from his faceless enemies, finds his — Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
And eventually in that house where everyone, even the fugitive hiding in the cellar from his faceless enemies, finds his — Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed — David Wong, John Dies at the End
John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed — David Wong, John Dies at the End
Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles. — Roseanne Barr
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles. — Roseanne Barr
College feminists made fun of skyscrapers, saying they were phallic symbols. They said the same thing about space rocket — Jeffrey Eugenides, The Marriage Plot
College feminists made fun of skyscrapers, saying they were phallic symbols. They said the same thing about space rocket — Jeffrey Eugenides, The Marriage Plot
No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises. — Rosanna Leo, The Selkie
No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises. — Rosanna Leo, The Selkie
Penises... if used incorrectly it becomes man's worst enemy, his worst nightmare. — Efrat Cybulkiewicz
Penises... if used incorrectly it becomes man's worst enemy, his worst nightmare. — Efrat Cybulkiewicz
I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love it just as much as — Cameron Dane, Finding Home
I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love it just as much as — Cameron Dane, Finding Home