Quotes about Penis

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Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
A man’s bank balance is the new penis size. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Now he had chanced on one of he standard hard-on sessions of the shower, as on both sides of him and across the room thr — Alan Hollinghurst, The Swimming-Pool Library
Not everyone knows what it is to have your father’s rival’s penis inches from your nose. — Ian McEwan, Nutshell
Lord, she really hoped that was his penis and that Greek gods didn’t pad their briefs. — Rosanna Leo, Sweet Hell
Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass. — Marlon James, A Brief History of Seven Killings
Did you hear about the lawsuit? Mary asked."No, what?""I hear that he is so big," she lifted her eyebrows to indicate wh — Heather Lynn Rigaud, Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star