Quotes about Openers

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A speech that's full of sparkling wit will keep its hearer grinning provided its end is close to its beginning. — Anonymous
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. — Mark Twain
I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh. — Milton Berle
The recipe for a good speech includes some shortening. — Anonymous
I was told to be accurate be brief and then be seated. ... So I promise I shall be brief as possible - no matter how l — Willard Pearson
Thank you for the privilege of speaking to you in this magnificent auditorium. You know the meaning of the word auditori — Larry Wilde
I was chosen to speak today based on my senility. — Wendy Morgan
A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to — George Jessel
I'm an idealist: I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way. — Carl Sandburg
We noticed a crasher at the bar - that shows what a real man he is - he's here to show he's not ticked for not being ask — Anonymous
Response to clapping: "Thank you for ovating." — Anonymous
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. — George Bernard Shaw
A bore is a man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself. — Melville Landon
Buffet: A French word that means "get up and get it yourself." — Ron Dentinger
Wit is the salt of conversation not the food. — William Hazlitt
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. — Mark Twain
On how to become a good speaker: Practice all the time. One of the best ways is to put a bunch of marbles in your mouth — George Jessel
Once you get people laughing they're listening and you can tell them almost anything. — Herb Gardner
Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other than that she doesn't — Neil Simon
When I told her we were going to roast her she said "Of course . . . they only crucify the innocent." — Anonymous