Quotes about Motherhood humor

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Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt. — S.K. Tremayne
Looking with his eyes? Seriously? What else would he look around with?”Trish nonchalantly uses her middle finger to scra — Jess Molly Brown, Moms on Missions
If we wear our nursing covers backwards like capes, then everyone can see we're breastfeeding superheroes. — Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding Is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do it Anyway
I think I would scream too if someone violently jammed a big ass breast in my mouth. — Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do It Anyway
The physical relief of having fully drained boobs cannot be overstated. — Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do It Anyway
Heaven is the feeling of hand warmers on sore nipples. — Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do It Anyway
Go hug a nursing mom -- but not too hard. Her boobs may hurt. — Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do It Anyway
I can absolutely assure you that birth is nothing like holding an ice cube in your hand for a minute and breathing throu — Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do It Anyway
In case you haven't heard, let me tell you now, babies do not come out knowing how to breastfeed. — Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding Is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do It Anyway
If nursing were easy, there wouldn't be so many helpful products. — Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding Is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do it Anyway
Though breastfeeding is supposed to the most natural thing ever, it seems like a rich-people sport for all the stuff we — Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding Is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do It Anyway
Successful breastfeeding take courage, resilience, patience, and support and it always has. If your partner or support g — Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding Is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do it Anyway
A mother’s eyes are like God; impossible to get away from, they see everything. — Matshona Dhliwayo