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Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are w — Louis C.K.
Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, m — Louis C.K.
I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in — Demetri Martin
My ship came in,then it sank! — Brian T. Shirley
To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it. — Criss Jami, Killosophy
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostric — Peter Kreeft, Before I Go: Letters to Our Children about What Really Matters
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But — Demetri Martin
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot — Demetri Martin
I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don' — Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in — Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us. — Criss Jami, Killosophy
Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again. — Anthony T. Hincks
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, — Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land
A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine line, I actually think — Bill Bailey
Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no other choice but t — Rudolph Herzog, Dead Funny: Humor in Hitler's Germany
Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor, although the phrase — Rudolph Herzog, Dead Funny: Humor in Hitler's Germany
The Planeswalker knowYOu take the card from the libraryAnd bury it when you're done.On the path, you face history.Walk t — Megan Frazer Blakemore, The Friendship Riddle
Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides the pen; the f — Criss Jami, Killosophy
The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don’t—whichever seems likelier to w — John Updike, Rabbit, Run