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...Andrew Feldman put £2,000 behind the bar, and [David] Cameron told a joke about a farmer inviting a new neighbour to — Tim Shipman, All Out War: The Full Story of How Brexit Sank Britain's Political Class
The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman fe — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they wa — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the el — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also goi — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed wa — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princ — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not kno — Mokokoma Mokhonoana