Quotes about Jokes and whatever

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Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm — Fakeer Ishavardas
First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, may — Fakeer Ishavardas
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are. — Fakeer Ishavardas
What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my — Ana Claudia Antunes
If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap — Fakeer Ishavardas
Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts. — Fakeer Ishavardas
I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Checked thoroughly, humans stink. — Fakeer Ishavardas
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is — Fakeer Ishavardas
I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. — Fakeer Ishavardas
I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone — Fakeer Ishavardas
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas
We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats. — Fakeer Ishavardas
I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call. — Fakeer Ishavardas
So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religiou — Fakeer Ishavardas
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great! — Fakeer Ishavardas