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When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that he's dead and gone, he's a ghost French wizard. And no one knows — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
Wonders amaze me. They can aim wanderlessly in any forest, be it of dark trees or lighted bushes. And apparently, as per — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
I'm selling Jarod's life today. I mean virginity. He has no life. Email admin@allthegoodonesarealreadytaken.com for more — Will Advise
Everything is like a wall. Said a scholar to the troll. Bang your head to go on through. Then you'll see, there is no qu — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reas — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
If I were offering hip replacement services I'd use Jarod Kintz as my spokesman. No one can possibly be better than him, — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he lov — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half of winter. A Quinn is — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation. — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
If you were to ask Jarod Kintz‬‬‬ what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with the island. The big one ne — Stefan D