Quotes about Humourous situations

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How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas fa — Alex Morritt, Impromptu Scribe
Just curious,she mouthed."What? I didn't catch that."Jjuussttccuurriioouuss.She drew it out this time, hoping he'd be ab — Julia Quinn, To Catch an Heiress
Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless one was another Af — Christopher Moore, You Suck
While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune alw — E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
That spot was taken," Kara sat up to look at them. Stylized, short, black hair with bangs. Piercing blue eyes. Proper po — Alexis Tiger
I think I’ll give the Cage of Death a miss too,” I said. Crocodiles were fascinating creatures, like living dinosaurs, b — Renee Conoulty, Don't Mean a Thing
I've always liked Belgian waffles, but I must say, I didn't think I would one day be having Belgian waffles in Belgium! — C. JoyBell C.
I got married. A bright past is ahead of me! — Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land
The innocent little girl said at the end of her prayer "Jesus, please take care of yourself because if anything happens — Kingsley Opuwari Manuel
Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent di — Ana Claudia Antunes, ACross Tic
To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste........ well played. — R.D. Ronald
People can't really sympathize with you properly when you've woken them up — Maureen Johnson, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances
The gate is perfectly simple," Temeraire said. "There is only a bar across the fence, which one can lift very easily, an — Naomi Novik, Throne of Jade
I'm not stupid and I'm not brainy. I just lack execution sometimes. I'm more of a "I should have said that" kind of gal. — Ellie Williams
I suddenly remembered that Murray Gell-Mann and I were supposed to give talks at that conference on the present situatio — Richard Feynman
Everyone thinks of Anubis as this super jacked up jackal. I find that amusing. I guess he must work out a lot.” I guess — Jessica Florence, Weighing of the Heart
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas
I’m typing this as loudly as I can to deceive our lovely Indian maid that I can type amazingly quickly and that this is — Eskay Teel, Alice in Worcestershire: Brummie girls do cry
Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It’s like a homepage without a scroll button — Dennis Lehane, Moonlight Mile
Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies. — Jennifer Bernard