Quotes about Humour life

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How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas fa — Alex Morritt, Impromptu Scribe
I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, — Fakeer Ishavardas
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call h — Fakeer Ishavardas
All humans are rogues. Cured only by death. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupi — Fakeer Ishavardas
Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self. — Fakeer Ishavardas
My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you s — Fakeer Ishavardas
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are. — Fakeer Ishavardas
I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free. — Fakeer Ishavardas
I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just a — Fakeer Ishavardas
On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my — Fakeer Ishavardas
Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well — Fakeer Ishavardas
So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes. — Fakeer Ishavardas
There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you. — Fakeer Ishavardas
If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap — Fakeer Ishavardas
What a glorious day! — Lailah Gifty Akita, Pearls of Wisdom: Great mind
Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs. — Fakeer Ishavardas
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Oh sod me, Sir, not another bloody Paddy. Even a Brummie is better than another Paddy. — Jim McGrath, A Death in Winter: 1963