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If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! — Anonymous
I refuse to lie to children. I refuse to cater to the bullshit of innocence. — Maurice Sendak
I'm a writer. I write checks. Mostly fiction. — Wendy Liebman
Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf, — Mark Jackman, There's Something About Dying
If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugl — Oliver Markus
I’ve got more faith in my shotgun than any man, that’s for sure. — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
Seriously, why aren't you on drugs?" Cath walked past her out of the room."Are you a licensed psychiatrist? Or do you ju — Rainbow Rowell, Fangirl
This moment is spectacular! — Lailah Gifty Akita, Pearls of Wisdom: Great mind
All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them. — Raheel Farooq
The most overpowering will is the will to not work. — Saleem Sharma
They appear somewhat unreliable," he murmured."Unreliable? Nonsense, Superior! Out of luck is all, and we both know how — Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings
You’re going to be trouble, aren’t you?”“Not if you give me everything I want.”“We’ll see. — Zoe Forward, Protecting His Witch
I’m sure she didn’t mean what she said. Life’s too short to hold grudges.” “No, you just have to organize your time bet — M.J. Mandrake
Be brave to share your story! Each of our stories, have a golden treasure for a specific need. — Lailah Gifty Akita, Pearls of Wisdom: Great mind
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'damn, we fucked up'. — Rotten eCards
I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 d — Ryan Lilly, Write like no one is reading
Of course, thousands of years of traditional masculinity weren't going away without a fight. They lingered in the vestig — Matt K. Turner, GENESIS
When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks — Larry Gent, To Money and a TV
... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved — E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
In all of the possible scenarios Kian had envisioned, encountering a lunatic had not been one of them. It just showed hi — D.A. Rhine, Vampires of the Chesapeake: Kian MacTiernan