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Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name. — Becca Fitzpatrick, Finale
Kope!” the other guy yeled. “What the frick?! You got some cheetah blood in you or what?”“Seriously!” insisted Blake. “H — Wendy Higgins
You would more probably have gone to the guillotine,' replied Sir Tristram, depressingly matter of — Georgette Heyer, The Talisman Ring
Do you like him? Ty asked. "Not that I care." "I do," I said, because it was true. Even though it didn't matter anymore. — Sarah Rees Brennan, Team Human
This country would get along much better if people learned how to suffer in silence. — Neil Gaiman, American Gods
I may not be perfect, but God knows I'm trying . . . and God knowing should count for something. — Karen E. Quinones Miller
When a guy says,'I'll call you,' and he doesn't say when-that means he won't call you." Kit pulled his phone out of his — Sarah Rees Brennan
How bad could things be if my hair was neat? — Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter
The thought of my mother talking to me about sex makes me want to stab my eyes out with a fork, gouge even deeper and sc — Addison Moore, Ethereal
Among wilderness survival tips, punching a wild animal in the face probably isn’t on a checklist. — Kat Kruger, The Night Has Teeth
I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far my numbers have — Brian Randleas, Harmony
Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here? — Natasha Larry, The Day The World Went Orange
Charity knew she had to begin looking for a job soon. Definitely tomorrow, or the next day. Or perhaps the day after tha — Elizabeth Jane Howard
Instead of hopping around like a wild in'jun on fire, try counting from 10 backwards while hopping on one foot". — R. Alan Woods
Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later". — R. Alan Woods
[Showing the apartment to Tiziano ]MARLEEN WALKER: “Let me alert you that animals are banned in this building.”TIZIANO C — Merce Cardus, Deconstructing INFATUATION
I’m looking for mushrooms. Giant ones, specifically of the deadly poisonous variety.”“How come?”“Monday is Teacher Appre — P.J. Bracegirdle, Fiendish Deeds
Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Super Bowl Sunday" "Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain-and all the children are — Matthew Heines