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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense. — Jean Shepherd
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant
In the afternoon the ship's company assembled aft, on deck, under the awnings; the flute, the asthmatic meodeon, and the — Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad
All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other. — Carl R White
The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don’t—whichever seems likelier to w — John Updike, Rabbit, Run
Today I feel like I did tomorrow. — Carroll Bryant
Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget. — Carroll Bryant
Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and he’s a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will help yo — Laurie Foxx
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killi — Matthew Heines
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams" This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I th — Matthew Heines
Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan. — Matthew Heines
Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul. — Matthew Heines
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket. — Groucho Marx
If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and e — Jeannine M. Luby
To be reborned many times over, you must unleash the power of inertia. But must you go out every time and reach for your — C.C. Wyatt
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. — Sid Ziff
Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it. — Matthew Heines
I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire. — M.J. McGuire, Meme Myself and Jesus
I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire, Meme Myself and Jesus