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You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I'm half tempted to keep you.""Ummm... Thanks?" Knowing she was a potential Alpha I wo — Tammy Blackwell, Fate Succumbs
You look worse today than you did when you had two blackeyes.”“Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things — Gwen Hayes, So Over You
Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang." I've read Simone Elkeles books. I k — Tammy Blackwell, Fate Succumbs
Have you ever chopped down something with an ax? Not fun. I now have serious doubts regarding George Washington and his — Tammy Blackwell, Fate Succumbs
There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. — Tammy Blackwell
You ‘accidentally’ touched his bottom? Didn’t that happen when you last saw him aswell? Surprising how often that seems — Twisted Hilarity, Husbands for Peace
No punching?" he asked."No.""No kicking?""No.""How about arm wrestling?""No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, — Tammy Blackwell
i like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people. — Suzy Kline, Horrible Harry Moves up to the Third Grade