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There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. — Tammy Blackwell
You ‘accidentally’ touched his bottom? Didn’t that happen when you last saw him aswell? Surprising how often that seems — Twisted Hilarity, Husbands for Peace
No punching?" he asked."No.""No kicking?""No.""How about arm wrestling?""No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, — Tammy Blackwell
i like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people. — Suzy Kline, Horrible Harry Moves up to the Third Grade
I am Detective Inspector Me. This is my partner, Detective Her."The traffic warden frowned. "Her?""Me," said Stephanie." — Derek Landy, The Dying of the Light
I'd say," the Ranger answered after a few seconds' deliberation, "that he'll be heading south now that he has the chance — John Flanagan, Halt's Peril
Halt regarded him. He loved Horace like a younger brother. Even like a second son, after will. He admired his skill with — John Flanagan, Halt's Peril
We found Trent and pulled him off the leggy girl. “Trent, it’s time to get home before your parents realize we snuck out — Amanda Kelly