Quotes about Funny humor

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. — Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. — Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok. — Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, pr — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been o — Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman! — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts: The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest & The Most Fearless ... The Legend
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killi — Matthew Heines
I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack — Mark Buff
Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom — Mark Buff
110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom — Mark Buff
If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends.""We never thought of t — Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy