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I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending. — Fakeer Ishavardas
One of the Christian's biggest fears is appearing 'too Christian'. God forbid, because that's often characterized as god — Criss Jami, Killosophy
Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami
Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it. — Matthew Heines
Plot twist: everything goes exactly as planned. — Criss Jami
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both. — Michael W. Grimard
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone, Hey Sunshine
It's like playing the lottery. It doesn't matter how extremely low the chances are of winning. You gotta be in it to win — Oliver Markus, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
Some things are so silly they have a certain brilliance to them. Other things, set as standards for brilliance and there — Criss Jami, Killosophy
Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz, Pet Humor!
... they only trusted the wisdom of people brighter and more worldly than themselves when it was expressed in the vocabu — John Barnes, Raise the Gipper!
That Reagan shaped mechanical gadget in the metal box that made you jump like a little sissy boy, Joe, that is the heart — John Barnes, Raise the Gipper!
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single — Julie Powell, Julie and Julia: 365 Days, 524 Recipes, 1 Tiny Apartment Kitchen: How One Girl Risked Her Marriage, Her Job, and Her Sanity to Master the Art of Living
Wisdom of the Ages: "Women" Any culture that has supported the education, rights and sanctity of women has dominated tho — Matthew Heines
Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmoth — Matthew Heines
Wisdom of the Ages: "National Symbol" With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in ou — Matthew Heines
Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do. — Matthew Heines
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and — Matthew Heines
Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the — Matthew Heines
It's always funny that you can try and try again to steal all your critics' ammo, predict their responses, but no matter — Criss Jami, Killosophy