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It was if the devil himself had devised the perfect earthly torture for Lady Alicia Lawrence. “Now how will I occupy mys — Celeste Bradley, Seducing the Spy
You can’t enjoy art or books in a hurry. — E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens. — E.A. Bucchianeri
You know why horror-movie characters always get killed? Because they've never seen horror movies. They don't know how it — Carrie Vaughn, Kitty's House of Horrors
Men know that most women want to have an emotional connection with someone before they sleep with them. Men know that a — Oliver Markus, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
What’s not to love? I made friends with a pretty girl and now we get to plan a castle break in. This beats the day to da — Emilyann Girdner, The Labyrinth Wall
Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick? — Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid's Tale
His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested — Mark Jackman, Shadow of the Badger
If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him. — Mark Jackman, Shadow of the Badger
Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman, There's Something About Dying
The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor said. 'The — Mark Jackman, There's Something About Dying
Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of sal — Mark Jackman, Shadow of the Badger
My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me w — Mark Jackman, There's Something About Dying
My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Revernd Jones said. "Don’t get me wr — Mark Jackman, There's Something About Dying
Sadly for you, I think I'm going to live, Simi. You can stop slapping me now. I've already lost enough sense. Can't affo — Sherrilyn Kenyon, Instinct
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly — Oliver Oliver Reed
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. — Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. — Oliver Oliver Reed