Quotes about Dark humour

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You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought. — Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus
If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die — Neil deGrasse Tyson
How was your afternoon?"“No one died, so it was a big improvement on my morning. — Will Kostakis, The Sidekicks
He had followed the calendar, the years, time-Bird farted.And it came to me, as though it were riding one moment of the — James Welch, Winter in the Blood
If you have seen darkness, you will appreciate the dawn of light. — Lailah Gifty Akita, Think Great: Be Great!
The light and the stars guide my way. — Lailah Gifty Akita, Think Great: Be Great!
He looked at the silver pocketknife in his hand. An idea came to him – possibly the stupidest, craziest idea he’d had si — Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus
Apparently, we're all in the frame," I heard Harry murmur somewhere behind me. And I whirled back to him. Innate, irrati — Morana Blue, Gatsby's Smile
SWAT? For me?" Still trembling, one hand clung to the ambulance gurney, the other held a massive sterilised cotton wool — Morana Blue, Gatsby's Smile
Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. H — Jacques Tardi, The Arctic Marauder
Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing. — Nathan Hassall
If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard. — Péter Zilahy, The Last Window-Giraffe: A Picture Dictionary for the over Fives
I knew today was gonna be bad, but I never got close to this — Ian Ayris
The young woman's perfect breast didn't yield beneath the gentle pressure of two latexed fingers."What're you doing?" Pr — Morana Blue, Gatsby's Smile
All I said was that I thought it was a judgement from God that Blyth had first lost his leg and then had the replacement — Iain Banks, The Wasp Factory
It’s not easy to be God. — Péter Zilahy, The Last Window-Giraffe: A Picture Dictionary for the over Fives
The concrete floor beneath the airbed was hard and uncompromising, digging into her back and making it difficult to brea — Mark Tilbury, The Eyes of the Accused
Drink a bottle of cheap champagne. Mix with orange juice. A large Glenmorangie. Milk and blackish toast. Half a bottle o — Dean Lilleyman, Billy and the Devil
My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because I thought you — Derek Landy, Dark Days
However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him - they would both be pr — J.G. Ballard, High-Rise