Quotes about Comedians

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I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in — Demetri Martin
I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in — Demetri Martin
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again. — Anthony T. Hincks
Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again. — Anthony T. Hincks
Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no other choice but t — Rudolph Herzog, Dead Funny: Humor in Hitler's Germany
Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no other choice but t — Rudolph Herzog, Dead Funny: Humor in Hitler's Germany
Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor, although the phrase — Rudolph Herzog, Dead Funny: Humor in Hitler's Germany
Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor, although the phrase — Rudolph Herzog, Dead Funny: Humor in Hitler's Germany
Comedians are people who embarrass themselves in style. — A.D. Posey
Comedians are people who embarrass themselves in style. — A.D. Posey
Are we not all actors playing parts in another person's play? — Shannon L. Alder
Are we not all actors playing parts in another person's play? — Shannon L. Alder
I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh. — Craig Ferguson
I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh. — Craig Ferguson
No small part of the club's audience consisted of would-be comics, as well as the leading comics of the day. In fact, th — Kliph Nesteroff, The Comedians: Drunks, Thieves, Scoundrels, and the History of American Comedy
No small part of the club's audience consisted of would-be comics, as well as the leading comics of the day. In fact, th — Kliph Nesteroff, The Comedians: Drunks, Thieves, Scoundrels, and the History of American Comedy
This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says abou — Dave Barry
This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says abou — Dave Barry
We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don't do requests. — J. Ross Clara, Citations: A Brief Anthology
HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don't do requests. — J. Ross Clara, Citations: A Brief Anthology
98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening. — Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening. — Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I wa — George Burns
There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I wa — George Burns
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. — Ron White
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. — Ron White
I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians. — Gene Wilder
I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians. — Gene Wilder
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett. — Al Franken
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett. — Al Franken