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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly — Oliver Oliver Reed
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. — Oliver Oliver Reed
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. — Oliver Oliver Reed
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. — Oliver Oliver Reed
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. — Oliver Oliver Reed
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok. — Oliver Oliver Reed
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts: The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest & The Most Fearless ... The Legend