Quotes about Carlin

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. — George Carlin
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. — George Carlin
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords. — George Carlin
He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. — George Carlin
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. — George Carlin
[On school uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them — George Carlin
What do dogs do on their day off? — Can't lie around – that's their job!
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you. — George Carlin
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stu — George Carlin
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul — now it's trying to save its body.
Fuck the drug war. Dropping acid was a profound turning point for me, a seminal experience. I make no apologies for it. — George Carlin, Last Words