60 Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile

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60 Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile. Here are the best sarcastic quotes that you can enjoy reading, which will teach you a lesson as well. May these sarcastic quotes enlighten you and make you smile with its funny, humorous thoughts about life. Share these sarcasm quotes and sayings with your friends, family, and loved ones.

Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



1. I appreciate thieves who do their research, but at least you recognize worth when you see it. – M.L. LeGette




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



2. If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



3. I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



4. Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



5. Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



6. If I promise to miss you, will you go away? – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



7. I’m smiling… that alone should scare you. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



8. This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. – Lorrie Moore




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



9. You sound better with your mouth closed. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



10. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



11. Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs. – Oliver Goldsmith




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



12. My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



13. If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



14. Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



15. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



16. Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care! – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



17. The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie. – Kelly Creagh




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



18. I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



19. I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



20. I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. – Jane Austen




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



21. Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



22. I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



23. If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl. – Kelley Armstrong




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



24. People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world! – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



25. You always do me a favor, when you shut up! – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



26. Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. – Ambrose Bierce




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



27. If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will. – Anonymous




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28. Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



29. I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



30. Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today? – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



31. You’d be in good shape… if you ran as much as your mouth. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



32. If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



33. Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



34. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



35. Let me ask you a question. What do you think is the greatest evil on this planet today? Is that including, or not including you? – Anthony Horowitz




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



36. Me pretending to listen should be enough for you. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



37. You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



38. I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



39. You did not just say that. I have a feeling we’re on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other. – Richelle Mead




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



40. Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



41. Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues. – Anonymous




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42. I don’t know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point. – Jim Butcher




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



43. Just keep talking, I’ll yawn when I’m interested. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



44. When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



45. Thinking I’m a moron gives people something to feel smug about, Why should I disillusion them? – Madeleine L’Engle




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



46. You have no one to blame but yourself… Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



47. No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



48. See this hand? It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



49. That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly. – Anonymous




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50. Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point. – Ottilie Weber




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



51. I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



52. I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



53. One day I’ll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you’ll be in trouble. – Terry Pratchett




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



54. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



55. I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it. – Anonymous




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56. Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated to notice the difference. – Kerry E. Wagner




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



57. Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



58. Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



59. Don’t argue with fools, because people from a distance can’t tell which one is you. – Anonymous




Sarcastic quotes about life that will make you smile



60. Fighting with me is like being in the special Olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard. – Anonymous

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